FAKE HISTORY

The UN-Real History of Williams and Ree

1968
The Indian, hiding behind a bush, jumps out at the white man as he is walking along a dirt road in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Then pounces on him , touches him with a ten foot pole, and marks his territory by urinating on a nearby blade of grass. The bush then jumps up and announces it will be President of the United States one day and leave a legacy of other powerful bushes to usher in the millennium.

1972
At a peace rally in Woodstock, North Dakota the white guy is mistakenly fingered as serial corn dog thief and is put in a minimum security facility near Sioux Falls where he enjoys macramé and being spanked and called Tommy. Later a men's fragrance is named for him. Bruce. It doesn't smell the same on any two men.
 
1978
While finishing last minute Christmas shopping the Indian suddenly flips out and buys an entire men's golf ensemble. Ethnic minority groups make him Mr. January in the swimsuit calendar.

1984
GeorgeOrwell sees Williams and Ree at the Clay County Fair in Spencer, Iowa and begins an odyssey to find a female rabbit to spearhead his new sequel " Animal Farm II" (Trouble in the Hutch).

1991
The Oak Ridge Boys take Williams and Ree to an Amusement Park. The Indian devises his own plan for an all Indian Theme Park. All tickets are scalped and the premier ride is a giant brick of government cheese.

1996
At the Kewadin Casino in Sault Ste. Marie, Mich. Bruce attacks a keno reno and claims that one ball is missing from the 80 ball count. The ball turns up at a Dick Clark Millennium countdown and begins signing autographs as Steve Austin. The 6 Million Dollar Ball.

1999
A website started by Craig T. Olson
becomes the most talked about computer buzz since Pac Man eloped with an asteroid.